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Britain’s dads stand poignantly in bedroom doorway

Sure, things have been tough lately, but everything’s going to turn out okay, the UK’s dads reported last night. Silhouetted in bedroom doorways nationwide, fatherly sources admitted the last few months have been hard on all of us, especially the country’s mothers. But they stressed we will be alright if we just stick together. “We all get angry and say things we don’t mean,” the 8.2 million paternal figures said, with their heads hanging sympathetically to one side, but promised that “things will seem different in the morning.” The dads added that mainland Britain will feel better after a good night’s sleep, before turning out the light and softly closing the door.

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